"Obviously I was kidding. I don't know what you're so upset about." Kicks to the head. That's what he needs. Many, many, many of them.
And I know people who are like that! And they think that just because they go to church every week, they're good people. Dude, just because you have a religious background, doesn't mean you're right all the time. Oy.
And now I've gotten that off my chest. Sorry about that.