Anyway. Since we already have a review written, we might as well take a couple of minutes to post it, because what's that compared to the hour or two of sleep we're going to lose tonight? (We might actually go to bed in favor of finishing our other thing that we were planning to edit tomorrow. Despite being told we had until the ninth, we've just been notified by a mindless program that it's apparently due at 4pm tomorrow. Sigh.) So here's our review of First Love Monster volume eight! Spoiler level: is there even anything in this series worth spoiling?
Oh my gosh, this book! It actually wasn't so bad in some ways, but in other ways it was SO bad. Like, so, so bad. So much wordplay! It's like those extra episodes were solid walls of puns. Every line, it felt like! We'd finish one and be like, "Whew, we're done," and then a line or two later our rage would be back in full force. I want to say that part of it was unfortunate timing. This was the second book in a series of three that we wanted to finish in one week, so anything that slowed progress was seen as the enemy. On the other hand, we knew it was a risk with this book, and we still finished it relatively quickly, so there's that.
Right, a summary. In this book, we meet Kanade's other cousin Meito, and they have a class trial, and it ends with *gasp!* Atsushi might be in love with Kaho. (We recently posted our review of volume 6, where we predicted that 7 would end with Kanade breaking up with Kaho and 8 would end with Atsushi kissing Kaho. Things were slightly out of order, but it was basically the same. We're going to say it was because the extra episodes throw off the rhythm.) There's also a chapter that's not an extra episode, that's basically just a flashback to the 29-year-olds searching the school for Kanade. And you know, there are some parts of it...no never mind. I feel like the concept might possibly be funny, but when I think back on it, I'm like, "...No, that just wasn't very funny." Daikoku's ringtone is just very very wrong, and not in a "so wrong it's funny" kind of way. Just a wrong way.
The extra episodes...are not very funny, either, but they're going in an intriguing direction. And by that, I mean it feels like the story is actually going somewhere for once. On the other hand, maybe not. The Hanako thing looks like it really will just go on forever, but the good news is, Hiyoshimaru-sensei says the story is reaching its climax! Huzzah!
One of the pixiv episodes clued me in to what I think it is that makes this series so unbearable for us. Kaho is carrying a big heavy load of kokeshi dolls, and Kanade says something that makes her think, "Oh! He's going to help me!" and then he doesn't. In other words, the punchline is that, "Ha! You thought this person actually cared about you. Psych!" And so we're back to a series where nobody really cares about anybody else, and ultimately that's the kind of story that we really just do not like. Athena says it makes sense, because all the characters act like they're five years old, and our Primary teaching manuals tell us that it's right at about five years old that kids learn to start paying attention to and caring about other people. But whether it makes sense or not is not the issue.
Nevertheless, there were some good things about this book, and I'm not sure if that makes me go, "Well, I guess it's not so bad," or if it makes it worse. But let's look on the bright side and talk about those things. Meito had a couple of speeches that I think were insightful, and maybe even important. First, there was the one about how no matter what you do, some people aren't going to like it, so if people don't approve of what you're doing, just think of it as you being surrounded by the people who happen to not approve. (On the other hand, it's also possible that the people don't approve because they care about you and what you're doing is harmful, like if you have diabetes and refuse to stop eating sugar. So that's important to consider, but if we're just talking about, like, neighbors that you don't talk to very often or something...)
More importantly, there was the part where Meito talks about how with grownups, if somebody does something they can't forgive, then every good thing about that person disappears. This seems to be a true fact of people, and it's an unfortunate one. So it's a little sad that Meito is so matter of fact about it that he doesn't seem to see any need to change it. And when Kouta protests, of course he gets mocked for being a virgin again, which is one of our least favorite things about this already not a favorite series. And then Kouta's all, "Don't say that in front of Kaho!" and we just think of "Maybe You Won't Die Alone," a song from Galavant that responds to a similar statement with, "Trust me--believe me--she knows." On the other hand, maybe Kaho doesn't know, but if she doesn't know by now, the way people throw that word around, she's obviously not paying attention, and that's a pretty clear sign that she's just not that into him. The whole attitude around it indicates that in this series, it really isn't about actually caring about people so much as lusting after them. But maybe that's what Meito's third speech is about--he wonders how Kanade can really love Kaho when he's never going to have sex with her. And maybe that will turn into a good message for this series! (Hope springs eternal.)
But back to transforming someone into pure evil if they do one thing you find inexcusable. I think that is an unfortunate trend in our society. I seem to remember someone saying somewhere that it's like what if your whole life were judged based on your biggest mistake? So I kind of wish this series had addressed the possibility of forgiveness, but at least I can address it here now! People can learn from their mistakes, so let's try to give them a chance!
And there you have it. This series continues to be this series. And as for this week's releases, we have Fire Force 7 and! the premiere of Wake Up, Sleeping Beauty! None of the reviewers at Anime News Network liked it, but that's only because of unmet expectations. Just don't expect anything--that's how we do it. But! if you ask us, while you can't expect certain subject matter, we think you can expect a sweet little shoujo romance with a bit of a supernatural twist.
And tune in next week, for our review of the first volume of Forbidden Scrollery! This is another one that the ANN reviewers didn't like! This time, I think it's because they don't understand the nature of video game spin-off manga. You can see how we liked it next week!
Today I'm thankful for still being alive, a large breakfast that allowed us to keep working without a break until dinner time, the cool souvenirs Gaston brought us from Disney World and the Caribbean, getting to spend time with our friend, and this extra-talkative volume not being for a generally talkative series.