But they had a fancy game guide or something in the pictures that made me think, "We should click on the link to see what that thing is all about." So we clicked on the link, and it showed us all their shiny Pokemon toys. And most of it was related to the card game, so we were like who cares, and we were just going to get to the end of the page and, now that we had an idea of what they had and we could walk away with our curiosity satisfied. But by the end of the page, they had shown us a Popplio plush and a Litten plush...but no Rowlet! So naturally we had to keep going until we got to it...on the last page of 26. For goodness sakes. And it wasn't available online anymore, so I guess they moved it to the back because they were sold out. Also, it wouldn't tell us the dimensions, so we flipped the table and yelled about its uselessness.
No we didn't, we went to Amazon Japan because we knew they would be more helpful. And sure enough, they told us that the plush was...too small. I mean, little versions of little Pokemon can be extra cute because littleness automatically makes things cute (this has been a true fact since before Sei Shonagon wrote The Pillow Book about a thousand years ago (she has a list of things that are adorable, including "anything little")), but it's not what we want. We want a life-sized one.
Guess where you can buy a life-sized Rowlet plush! If you guessed Amazon Japan, you're right! ...There are probably some other places that would be right, too. For example, the ideal situation would be if we could go to the Pokecenter in Japan, where they would be sure to have one. And I think our dreams of doing that played a large part in our having the self-control to say no, not now. Well, that and the five thousand yen price tag. And the fact that of course it had the "often bought together" picture with the life-sized Popplio and Litten, and wouldn't it be SO COOL to have all three? But a hundred fifty dollars (plus shipping) makes it a lot easier to say, "Yeeeeah, maybe not now," than fifty.
What really tested our resolve was something ever so slightly more practical. I mean, we would probably get a lot of use out of it, but we don't necessarily need it. GameStop, through ThinkGeek, is selling the Snorlax beanbag chair. And we thought about it and were like, "You know...that would make for a nice place to sit for gaming..." And then we started getting really funny ideas, like, "And we just cleared a space for it that's going to remain unoccupied for a while..." And it got even worse by adding, "And we just got a hundred-forty dollars back from returning that Christmas tree..."
And now we're genuinely torn between getting a Christmas tree and getting a Snorlax beanbag chair.
The most probable outcome is that we'll just keep distracting ourselves with work and video games and continue to lead a bland, colorless, Christmas-tree-and-Snorlax-less life. And then we start working on Land of the Lustrous, so at least we'll have some sparkle. After we cross four other things off our list.
It's really not as bleak as all that, silly! (<--the "silly" is directed at ourselves) We like all the things we're working on! And Athena caught an Itomaru today. We didn't even know we were missing that one! And my spinning kit came yesterday, so there may be crafting on the horizon. ...Assuming we can pull ourselves away from the Pokemon. (The real danger of working on a series that we know is going to an adapter: "Wow, that translation is awful! It doesn't even make any sense!" "Who cares? It's not our problem. Let's go play Pokemon!" "... ... ...Okay!")
Today I'm thankful for having a lovely chat with our sister on her birthday, getting to joke(?) about spending our life savings on Pokemon, finishing our first draft of My Monster Secret, catching an Itomaru (we think that one's from Gold & Silver), and getting a payment this week.